Color Doppler rooms outside hospital chair, sat four men, and their wives are doing in this hospital in vitro fertilization, surgery been successful. Now wives are in the room waiting for color doppler ultrasonography to determine whether the health of their baby.
After a while, a woman came out, smiling, walked the first man to him, and said: "Congratulations to you, husband! You are the father of twins!"
"What a coincidence!" The first man kissed his wife about, and turned the other three, said: "I work unit is Double Star!"
A second woman came out and congratulated the second man and have triplets.
"Wow, this is unbelievable! I work unit happens to be triple!" The second guy to the other three men boasted.
Soon the third woman to tell a third man has his quadruplets. The men were shocked by this, reluctantly replied: "how could! My work unit, that is, Jiangxi four special winery!"
After that, everyone turned to the fourth man, because he had just fainted lying on the ground. We rushed to help him up, and the fourth man finally regained consciousness slowly and saw his eyes glazed over, looking trance, mouth murmured saying: "We really should not ... I should not have from Wuliangye switched to 7 wolves ah ... "
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6/24/10
The chicken run fast
There used to be Villa, Villa have a very fast runner in the chicken, the chicken run than almost any animal, Villa owners often boast very proud of his family's chicken is the fastest.
Then came a rich foreigner, he was fond of the chicken very much.
The owner of the Villa said, "I'll give you 20 million, you sold me this chick.
Villa's owner, said: I do not sell.
That foreigners had said: I'll give you 500,000 and you sold me this chick.
Villa said the owner was unwilling to do: I do not sell.
Foreigners anxious after hearing, said: You Is not that a chick so! I'll give you one million! You sold it to me.
Villa's owner after listening to a little heart, but said the truth: I do not sell.
Finally angry that foreigners: one chicken, you do not give you one million sold, you are not a brain problem ah! ?
Last Resort, said the owner is helpless: catch up with ...
Orignal From: The chicken run fast
Then came a rich foreigner, he was fond of the chicken very much.
The owner of the Villa said, "I'll give you 20 million, you sold me this chick.
Villa's owner, said: I do not sell.
That foreigners had said: I'll give you 500,000 and you sold me this chick.
Villa said the owner was unwilling to do: I do not sell.
Foreigners anxious after hearing, said: You Is not that a chick so! I'll give you one million! You sold it to me.
Villa's owner after listening to a little heart, but said the truth: I do not sell.
Finally angry that foreigners: one chicken, you do not give you one million sold, you are not a brain problem ah! ?
Last Resort, said the owner is helpless: catch up with ...
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I do not smoke
Five students smoking addiction. Smoking in the toilet one day they were to see the headmaster, the headmaster told the class teacher, class teacher the next day to find five of them in conversation.
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student A: "smoke ..."
Teacher: "Cigarette? You to be proud of it! Home to call the parents!" Was also a pass and demerits K violence.
A student go back and the other four said: "The teacher asked you that you are smoking you do not recognize, said they do not smoke, I fear the matter.
After a while.
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student B: "do not smoke."
"That's fries." Talking the teacher handing me fries.
Student B naturally out of two fingers ...
Teacher: "do not smoke? Home to parents called!"
Teacher: "smoke?"
Student C: "do not smoke."
"That's fries."
Student C took the chips carefully, secretly grateful hearts of Student B (Fortunately, the long preparation).
Teacher: "Do not dip ketchup?"
Students Accidentally C will dip much sauce, the bowl began to bomb ...
Teacher: "do not smoke? Soot shells were well well ... the parents called!"
Teacher: "smoke?"
Student D: "do not smoke ..."
(Student D is sweating after eating potato chips, feel walking on thin ice).
Student D: "Thank you ... okay, then a teacher before I go home."
Teacher: "You do not give you the students take root eat?"
Students D: "Thank you teacher." Talking the chips on the ears ...
Teacher: "I know what I say it, do not go get the parents"
Teacher: "smoke?"
Student E: "no smoking"
(After all the chips at ease in your pocket ...)
Student E turned to want to leave, the teacher suddenly shouted: "The principal is coming!"
Student E hurriedly put fries saw out of your pocket on the floor wildly step ...
Orignal From: I do not smoke
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student A: "smoke ..."
Teacher: "Cigarette? You to be proud of it! Home to call the parents!" Was also a pass and demerits K violence.
A student go back and the other four said: "The teacher asked you that you are smoking you do not recognize, said they do not smoke, I fear the matter.
After a while.
Teacher: "Do you smoke?"
Student B: "do not smoke."
"That's fries." Talking the teacher handing me fries.
Student B naturally out of two fingers ...
Teacher: "do not smoke? Home to parents called!"
Teacher: "smoke?"
Student C: "do not smoke."
"That's fries."
Student C took the chips carefully, secretly grateful hearts of Student B (Fortunately, the long preparation).
Teacher: "Do not dip ketchup?"
Students Accidentally C will dip much sauce, the bowl began to bomb ...
Teacher: "do not smoke? Soot shells were well well ... the parents called!"
Teacher: "smoke?"
Student D: "do not smoke ..."
(Student D is sweating after eating potato chips, feel walking on thin ice).
Student D: "Thank you ... okay, then a teacher before I go home."
Teacher: "You do not give you the students take root eat?"
Students D: "Thank you teacher." Talking the chips on the ears ...
Teacher: "I know what I say it, do not go get the parents"
Teacher: "smoke?"
Student E: "no smoking"
(After all the chips at ease in your pocket ...)
Student E turned to want to leave, the teacher suddenly shouted: "The principal is coming!"
Student E hurriedly put fries saw out of your pocket on the floor wildly step ...
Orignal From: I do not smoke
Not moving
Both A and B are talking about when the first roller skating experience. A: I can not put on skates, on the stand that dare not move. B: I'm fine, I'd move, is to stand up ...
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An epitaph to write Diansha after Your death
Ching Ming Festival, But the teachers, "You died, the epitaph to write Diansha?"
Here are some replies:
1. A room, find the shared, Negotiable.
2. Evocation small, big dig a grave.
3. I think I can save about!
4. Advertising space for lease
5. Bianshi services provided, a one hundred!
6. Recombinant, please wait two years
7. Singled Hades Hades, and invited to team up!
8. Clergyman, helped me look at the next Easter, thank you, coordinates ××.××。
9. When you see the lines of time: a friend, you stepped on me.
10. I finally had no ghosts!
11. To a God of laughter, or else give you a smile Ye?
12. Shennongshi epitaph: I rely on! This grass poisonous!
13. Mogu fortune
14. Chatting, providing night-site service.
15. Also see, you also have the day Ya
16. I used to be fat, now, and all lying there, like stick thin.
17. Finally lost 80 of the water body can be thinner!
18. Highly recommend this to my digging, and Tel: xxxxxxxxx
Of 19. Have very yellow very violence, is now very black very quiet
20. Thank you visit another day door Huibai. Ha ha
21. Visitors go right ahead, no tea, tired, lie down with the talk station?
22. I really want to live 500 years
23. You look at me, I know. I am looking at you, you do not know.
24. Finally solve the housing problem
25. Remember me! When you walk beside me. So like you now, I have gone through, as I now so that you will follow up. Remember, do not like losing!
Orignal From: An epitaph to write Diansha after Your death
Here are some replies:
1. A room, find the shared, Negotiable.
2. Evocation small, big dig a grave.
3. I think I can save about!
4. Advertising space for lease
5. Bianshi services provided, a one hundred!
6. Recombinant, please wait two years
7. Singled Hades Hades, and invited to team up!
8. Clergyman, helped me look at the next Easter, thank you, coordinates ××.××。
9. When you see the lines of time: a friend, you stepped on me.
10. I finally had no ghosts!
11. To a God of laughter, or else give you a smile Ye?
12. Shennongshi epitaph: I rely on! This grass poisonous!
13. Mogu fortune
14. Chatting, providing night-site service.
15. Also see, you also have the day Ya
16. I used to be fat, now, and all lying there, like stick thin.
17. Finally lost 80 of the water body can be thinner!
18. Highly recommend this to my digging, and Tel: xxxxxxxxx
Of 19. Have very yellow very violence, is now very black very quiet
20. Thank you visit another day door Huibai. Ha ha
21. Visitors go right ahead, no tea, tired, lie down with the talk station?
22. I really want to live 500 years
23. You look at me, I know. I am looking at you, you do not know.
24. Finally solve the housing problem
25. Remember me! When you walk beside me. So like you now, I have gone through, as I now so that you will follow up. Remember, do not like losing!
Orignal From: An epitaph to write Diansha after Your death
6/21/10
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Ready for an endless RUSH of targeted traffic?
I Didn't Use Adwords, SEO, Article Writing, Media Buys, Blogging, Classified Ads, Social Bookmarking, Social Networking, Link Building, Joint Venture Partners, eMail Drops, Adswaps Or Any Of The 'Traditional' Traffic Generating Techniques Everyone Is Talking About!
And I'm Going To Show You How EASILY It Was Done...
A 'FARM BOY' With NO Prior Skills Or Experience Applied The SAME System And Went On To Generate 66,074 Customers And $1.2 Million In Revenue!
And Once You Download This System You'll Begin To Generate A Motherload of Targeted Traffic With An Endless Rush Of Cash-Paying Customers Almost IMMEDIATELY!
If you're 'trying' to make money online ... grass-root, beginner, intermediate or advanced ... throw away ALL those courses, manuals, CDs and seminar DVDs you've bought over the years and read very carefully. I can't help you if you want the latest SEO, Adwords, Blogging, Social Networking (or any of the above) so-called killer techniques.
But what I can do for you today is ... reveal a 3 STEP SYSTEM in 'absolute' detail, ... that once you apply it, you will never go back to the traditional ways of traffic generation ever again. With this system, there are NO RULES, red tape and hardly any competition ...
As once you turn your website on with THIS system ... the traffic will not only be 'super' targeted, it will cause your hosting company to bring in more severs to support you PLUS you will pump so much 'real' cash into your account like you've never witnessed EVER before!
If you're up to your eye balls with all those false promises made to date ... then just imagine the look on your face when you take a look at your website traffic stats the very next day AFTER applying Rapid Mass Traffic.
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Farmville Secrets
Farmville Secret Tips, Strategy and Techniques and How to Level Quickly Finally Revealed Here!
WARNING: Your Neighbors Will All Insist on Wanting to Know Your Secret!
The Ultimate FarmVille Guru Shares
Here's Proof! Just Click on the Play Button on the Video Below to See How I Geared up my Character, Have the $1,000,000 Villa (THREE OF THEM), Maxed Out my Farmville Cash, Earned Every Ribbon Plus Tons of Seeders, Harvesters and Tractors and STILL had Over $1,206,223 Cash Left... and How You Can Too!
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You've probably always wondered why you can't seem to make as much money or level up as fast as the other players in the game.
I used to wonder the same thing. I thought,
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"Are they buying it on FarmVille?"
"What are they growing and selling?"
So I set out to spy on all the successful players I could find to see just what they did to earn all of their money and to level up so fast.
I spent months using stealth tactics to track high level players everywhere from the forums to adding them and visiting their farms and back.
I discovered just what it was they were doing to make extreme amounts of money- and then improved upon their methods myself and even created amazingly profitable new techniques.
They never suspected a thing, that is, until I started making more money than all of them...If they found out that I spied on them- they would hate me even more!
Read more...
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WARNING: Your Neighbors Will All Insist on Wanting to Know Your Secret!
The Ultimate FarmVille Guru Shares
the Secret Tactic You Can Use
Legally and Dominate Your Way
to the Top of Facebook,
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Here's Proof! Just Click on the Play Button on the Video Below to See How I Geared up my Character, Have the $1,000,000 Villa (THREE OF THEM), Maxed Out my Farmville Cash, Earned Every Ribbon Plus Tons of Seeders, Harvesters and Tractors and STILL had Over $1,206,223 Cash Left... and How You Can Too!
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If you're sick and tired of running around totally broke while other players get barns and greenhouses and the most expensive villa, this information is for you.
You've probably always wondered why you can't seem to make as much money or level up as fast as the other players in the game.
I used to wonder the same thing. I thought,
"Where are these people making money so fast?"
"Are they buying it on FarmVille?"
"What are they growing and selling?"
So I set out to spy on all the successful players I could find to see just what they did to earn all of their money and to level up so fast.
I spent months using stealth tactics to track high level players everywhere from the forums to adding them and visiting their farms and back.
I discovered just what it was they were doing to make extreme amounts of money- and then improved upon their methods myself and even created amazingly profitable new techniques.
They never suspected a thing, that is, until I started making more money than all of them...If they found out that I spied on them- they would hate me even more!
Read more...
Orignal From: Farmville Secrets
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