I do not smoke

Five students smoking addiction. Smoking in the toilet one day they were to see the headmaster, the headmaster told the class teacher, class teacher the next day to find five of them in conversation.

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student A: "smoke ..."

Teacher: "Cigarette? You to be proud of it! Home to call the parents!" Was also a pass and demerits K violence.

A student go back and the other four said: "The teacher asked you that you are smoking you do not recognize, said they do not smoke, I fear the matter.

After a while.

Teacher: "Do you smoke?"

Student B: "do not smoke."

"That's fries." Talking the teacher handing me fries.

Student B naturally out of two fingers ...

Teacher: "do not smoke? Home to parents called!"

Teacher: "smoke?"

Student C: "do not smoke."

"That's fries."

Student C took the chips carefully, secretly grateful hearts of Student B (Fortunately, the long preparation).

Teacher: "Do not dip ketchup?"

Students Accidentally C will dip much sauce, the bowl began to bomb ...

Teacher: "do not smoke? Soot shells were well well ... the parents called!"

Teacher: "smoke?"

Student D: "do not smoke ..."

(Student D is sweating after eating potato chips, feel walking on thin ice).

Student D: "Thank you ... okay, then a teacher before I go home."

Teacher: "You do not give you the students take root eat?"

Students D: "Thank you teacher." Talking the chips on the ears ...

Teacher: "I know what I say it, do not go get the parents"

Teacher: "smoke?"

Student E: "no smoking"

(After all the chips at ease in your pocket ...)

Student E turned to want to leave, the teacher suddenly shouted: "The principal is coming!"

Student E hurriedly put fries saw out of your pocket on the floor wildly step ...

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